What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

a waynebow.

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo