How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How do you know if someone is a vegetarian?

He is going to tell you.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !