I'm turning over a new leaf.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
A cold shoulder.
Yorkies
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He became a vegetarian.
