What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

Who was the worlds first capenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.