What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !