Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

Who are your favorite underground artists?

Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist?

She over doses

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.