What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.