What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.