What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What kind of tree has the best bark?

A dogwood

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!