What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.