What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?