Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*