Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.