Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Elope Jokes More Elope Jokes

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.