Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

Big Wedding Jokes More Big Wedding Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.