Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset