Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Las Vegas Jokes More Las Vegas Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.