Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet