What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

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How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.