What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.