Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!