What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!