What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!