What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Because tea leaves.

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!