What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!