Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Tic Tac Jokes More Tic Tac Jokes

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What's a tick's favorite food?

A tic tac

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.