Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

w

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.