What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.