Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

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What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.

Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"