What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.