What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals