What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.