What's red and loud?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Skin Baby Jokes More Skin Baby Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals