What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed?

Blunt trauma.

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Your chron-tact.

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by using a bottle opener

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A song called "My Corona"

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.