What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

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What do you call a bag of tiny crosses?

Jesus Pieces.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!