Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log