What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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What's Medusa's favorite type of cheese?

Gorgon*zola

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

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What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.