What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say to its reflection?

Halloumi!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

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Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."