What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."