What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Distract Jokes More Distract Jokes

What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?

Mine is distract me from my own mortality

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*