What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.