What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

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Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.