What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

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How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.