What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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Use your test tickles

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Word of mouse.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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A stroke of genius!

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Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.