How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy