How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.