How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you know your fridge is going through menopause?

It's all out of eggs..

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket