How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

What's blue and white and can't climb trees?

A fridge with a denim jacket on

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove