How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.