What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Mary fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there ) Well, it ain't Mary.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs

Denim Jacket Jokes More Denim Jacket Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.