What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

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