What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano