What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong