How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

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What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.