What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.