What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm