What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.