What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!