They were too GUI.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Because she was a girl.
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!