How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.