How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

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What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What are you waiting for?

A car.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.