One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
None, because they can't change anything.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
An electric elephant !
Because one had a dream and died
A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
