One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.
Bingo.
Turn off the lights.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because they can't get past their Masters.
It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
I genuinely care about your mother.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
