Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.