How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins