How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

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What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.