How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

14 Jokes More 14 Jokes

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What did 15 of my former dogs and the intruder have in common?

They were delicious.