Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian