Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Why did the sperm cross the street?

Because i put on the wrong socks.

Crimean Jokes More Crimean Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian