Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

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What is lemonade?

A: When you help an old lemon across the street.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian