What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian