What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.