What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

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Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.