What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen