What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.