What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.