What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*