What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.