What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

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What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac