What's the best way to get to the front page?

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!