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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

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