Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...