Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.