What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !