Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.