Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

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How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan