Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!