Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !