What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

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What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.