What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ?

Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

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What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.