What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

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Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

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Where did the ADHD kid spend his summer?

Dark) At a concentration camp.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

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What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.