Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog
Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
You think he's gonna wash the dishes
She thought it was diet coke.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
8 mile
He had too much thyme on his hands.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Student: "By staying home"
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
The steaks were getting too damn high.
