What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What is the difference between love and lust?

Spiiting and swallowing.

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.