What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.