What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Why does she keep cleaning the floors?

Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.